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Oh dear! She’s stuck in an infinite loop, and he’s an idiot! Well, that’s love for you. I’m a thing. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. Who am I making this out to?<\/p>\n

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Shut up and get to the point! Oh yeah, good luck with that. With gusto. Daddy Bender, we’re hungry.\u00a0Oh God, what have I done? So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Okay, I like a challenge. Throw her in the brig. Shut up and take my money!<\/p>\n

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And then the battle’s not so bad? Alright, let’s mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew. Dear God, they’ll be killed on our doorstep! And there’s no trash pickup until January 3rd.<\/p>\n

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Well, then good news! It’s a suppository. I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh\u2026 also, comes with double prize money.<\/p>\n

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I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Say what? You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.\u00a0And why did ‘I’ have to take a cab? I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. I can explain. It’s very valuable. Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.<\/p>\n

Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? Oh God, what have I done? Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.<\/p>\n

Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Eeeee! Now say “nuclear wessels”!\u00a0THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though!<\/p>\n

But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Who am I making this out to? That’s not soon enough!\u00a0Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! You, a bobsleder!? That I’d like to see! Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.<\/p>\n

Hey! I’m a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own!\u00a0And then the battle’s not so bad? Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Oh, but you can. But you may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by “devil”, I mean Robot Devil. And by “metaphorically”, I mean get your coat.<\/p>\n

I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it. Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. You’re going to do his laundry?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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